Happenings

Boy today was the day of happenings. Lots of things happened. It was a crazee day with my super boss calling me early in the morning and notifying me that I had been seriously misbehaving.
Gawd! I thought that the toilet had caught fire at the very least. i mean, at least. I was excited. Hey something was happening. He took me into a room and informed that I had been singing. I was disappointed. So this was what the ruckus was all about. What blew my brains is a mention of a short and shit ugly hairy little half blind duckling who wanted to grab some attention by saying that she aws uncomfortable with me.
I don’t even fart in her direction and I felt that “hey what is about this desperate ugly women trying to get attention at any cost”.
That pissed me off and when the big b used the word warning, something which said last warning i called it quits. What followed was confusion and eventual make up where he confessed he liked me as a person. I was like “what the hell”
Went of for lunch with Chet. Put me off mutton for a while. Huge arabic lamb piece called Raan. Huge. Mammoth. Mother F.
Came back to a conscious and am presently doing a night, a graveyard shift. Manual is happening and the boss is a friend now. What else is new?
Learned an arabic secret of digesting huge chunks of meat. having black mint-lemon tea and no water for 2 hours. Cool. Cleans the bloody system.