Why I hate India

Bhaiyas shit on the road and ahmedabadis bargain for 1 ruppee, our own betray us and criceters, crooks and politicians sell the country every minute. Not enough drinking water, no seperate line for sewage and water pipes. Gundagiri remix songs and policeman who think they are gods. Jibs given to ODKHAN not talent. People sipping tea nad gossiping during job hours. Father in laws raping daughter in laws every hour in kutch and everywhere, fathers raping daughters.

Which world are you in brother. Wake up and smell the sewage. We are hypocrites atleast the phirangs have the balls to speak the truth.

I hate Indians and what they have done to every country they live in. But there are a few sandeeps that make me return to thios narakh. God
Bless.

letter to emma

I hope you are fine and you find what you are looking for. I will pray
for you tonight. An eternity has passed and life will go through a
million crevices of nothingness. My moms fine and alive (thank god for
that). I hope you all are fine. Each and every one who extented their
courtesy one Christmas and New Year to a stranger who had no family.
We were family for a few moments. Lovers for fleeting seconds. That
history cannot erase. Thank you. I felt wanted.
I never got a chance to thank you for being mine. Making me feel
wanted and loved. I will really pray for you and I do hope you get
eternal bliss, if there’s any such thing. I have lostr my chance.

bad boy conversation

chagas_f: yo
intensewords: Yeppy
intensewords: Yoooo
chagas_f: yo man,,,,shatrughan sinha..how r u
chagas_f:
intensewords: Khamosh
intensewords: Bajarbattu
chagas_f: a dont act funnie
intensewords: dont twist your lips
intensewords: bus aya re
chagas_f: ice creem to meri kamzoori hai
intensewords: zebba ka sub ras le liya re pinjre wali miniya
chagas_f: we will get to see ghost no
intensewords: if the ghost is HALAAL
chagas_f: lol
chagas_f: and exclusively from mohammed hallal
intensewords: where does mallu live
chagas_f: some where near countdown lynfld
intensewords: bastard
chagas_f: your twin brother
chagas_f: hahhaha
intensewords: Why my twin
intensewords: Does he look like me
chagas_f: u look like him
chagas_f: yaaaa
intensewords: Really
chagas_f: no be
chagas_f: joking
intensewords: My father has been fucking aroun
intensewords: Howz uncle?
chagas_f: hmm
chagas_f: uncle is fine
chagas_f: u speak wit them ?
intensewords: Not Yet
intensewords: Left a message
intensewords: Tommorw
chagas_f: they have holiday tomm
intensewords: Where the chor hakal fabtoor
chagas_f: cme n see thm if u can
intensewords: yes i must
chagas_f: he is gone away
intensewords: good if someone bullets his ass
chagas_f: he said he will b back for anothr battery
chagas_f:
intensewords: Yeh dil maanghe more
chagas_f: choor
intensewords: )
intensewords: Y D M Chor
chagas_f: )
chagas_f: ymca chor
intensewords: ratnagiri hapoos chor in chiplun jail eating zhinga
chagas_f: kaanda and batata bhaji ani aamti bhaat
intensewords: with mallus chai
chagas_f: and papadam for oonam
intensewords: Ice cream halal
chagas_f: aunty’s tooth paste
intensewords: hows sanjay
intensewords:
chagas_f: sanjay was asking bout u tday
intensewords: so i am asking abt him
chagas_f: i showd him ur txt about mallu
chagas_f: he was laughing
intensewords: Show him our coversation today
chagas_f: yes yes
intensewords: save it
chagas_f: y
intensewords: He’ll die rolling on the currie flavoured carpet
chagas_f: we both saw a brucelee movie tday
chagas_f: also tried a few moves
intensewords: )
chagas_f: )
chagas_f: hiyaaaaa hawwwwwwww
intensewords: coool
intensewords: Is uncle very upset or has aunty convinced him that this things happen
chagas_f: he was upset at start..was crying..ya but aunty convinced him
intensewords: Thats Aunty
chagas_f: ya
intensewords: doesnt let anyone ellse get importance even if they are dead
chagas_f: ya
chagas_f: aunty is here..u wanna chat with her ?
intensewords: Oh
chagas_f: hi suneel
intensewords: Hi
chagas_f: what are u doing at thsi time
intensewords: Just ewriting assignment
intensewords: Hows Uncle
chagas_f: abeee chappal…..got deceived ?? ):)):))
intensewords: scared
chagas_f: hahahhhhaa
intensewords: really scared
chagas_f: ahahhha lol
intensewords: I still feel like a 3rd std student
chagas_f: hhaa
intensewords: caught copying in marathi paper
chagas_f: ya
chagas_f: saala
intensewords: scared
chagas_f: ya
intensewords: dar gaya re
chagas_f: this is aunty frm chiploon
intensewords: arent u at wrk
chagas_f: rdos
intensewords: police inspector
chagas_f: will start work on tue
intensewords: great
intensewords: wheres sanjay
chagas_f: ya right….she will see u while u sleep
chagas_f: snjy is asleep
intensewords: there is a movie on 2
intensewords: )
chagas_f: hhahahhahha
chagas_f: see my room partner
intensewords: Check if u straight line
chagas_f: dead ass sleeping
intensewords: not bad
chagas_f: ya
intensewords: Arey watch channel 2
chagas_f: dont have tv
intensewords: Deadly gory psycho movie
intensewords: ohh ok
intensewords: uncles tv
chagas_f: its in his room now
chagas_f: no more tv….
intensewords: Really
chagas_f: ya..for now
intensewords: 135$ and no tv
intensewords: bahut na insafi hai
chagas_f: ya..no more DD Marathi (
intensewords:
intensewords: Pratibha ani pratima
intensewords: kilbil
chagas_f: gootya
intensewords: apan yana pahil;at ka
chagas_f: aapan
chagas_f: yea
intensewords: )
chagas_f: )
intensewords: The Puna factor is still strong
chagas_f: it is indeed
intensewords: I really got scared when u said aunty is here
chagas_f: hhahaa
chagas_f: did u shit in ur pants
intensewords: Even I dont knoww why she has such control over me
intensewords: no just farted
intensewords: like a ghost movie
chagas_f: i know….must hav had that lasoon and kaanda with ur missal
intensewords: pau bhaji ani jhatka kheema pau
chagas_f: bheja fry with Pudina
chagas_f: frm bandra west
intensewords: mahim ka lucky biryani
chagas_f: haha
intensewords: and sarpottal from chakal
chagas_f: marol ka sheek kabab
chagas_f: goregaon ka maalwani
intensewords: chembur ka liver fry
chagas_f: thana ka fish fry
intensewords: good aye
chagas_f: aaayyyye
intensewords: mallu fish fry
intensewords: from thana
chagas_f: ya
intensewords: with yellow curry and coconut
chagas_f: borivali ka dance bar
chagas_f: bhumro bhumro
intensewords: gujju dandiay nights in gorefoan east
chagas_f: falguni phatak live at Juhu tara road
intensewords: yes and priti pinky at korakendra with moosa
chagas_f: and lata mangeshkar at vileparle hall
chagas_f: in white contessa
intensewords: Mangeshkar Dinaroa
chagas_f: lol
chagas_f: remo fernandes @ calangute beach
intensewords: Meri Munni the song
chagas_f: hhahah and Jalwa
chagas_f: remember
intensewords: deko deko deko deko deko deko deko deko deko deko deko deko deko deko deko deko deko deko
intensewords: ye hai jhalwa
chagas_f: someone once forgot a porn magazine on the toilet tank ???
chagas_f: hahahhaa
intensewords: )
chagas_f: )
chagas_f: and once some one farteed loudly while i was in my room
intensewords: That was not me
chagas_f: and it was u
intensewords: Believe me )
intensewords: Hell no
chagas_f: nooo..it was u cos that day u ate extra green chillies
intensewords: But I do fart loudly lets the air out
chagas_f: )
intensewords: gets the steam out
intensewords: Destresses me
chagas_f: but u left the porn magazine on the toilet tank..and everyone thought it was prashant
chagas_f: :->
intensewords: No man never
chagas_f: could have been uncle then
intensewords: I did not fart or leave porno
intensewords: SURE
intensewords: He did have a thing with shyamle
chagas_f: ya
chagas_f: u also had an affair with her
intensewords: Yes I DID
chagas_f: and she ate that chicken bone
intensewords: HOW DID U KNOW
intensewords: Licked that ice cream
chagas_f: hhhahah
intensewords: sudhir sudhir dekh
chagas_f: lol
intensewords: fucik that was horrendous
chagas_f: a sudheeeerrrr
chagas_f: ya
intensewords: and they made a flimi story where uncle (amitabh bachan) would catch criminals and shyamlee (rekha the lawyer would sret them free
chagas_f: perplexinf
intensewords: what bullshit story
chagas_f: hhah
chagas_f: and sapna would laugh
intensewords: sapma was a curious suspicious character in the suspense drama
chagas_f: indeed
intensewords: anyway i must sleep that was a good laugh
intensewords: matey
chagas_f: yea mate
chagas_f: will see u tommorow
intensewords: see u bro
chagas_f: cheers]
intensewords: kakite
intensewords: ta
chagas_f: aloha

Thus I left the job one summer morning

The client aka Onetel has got a little greedy knowing that India is a poorer economy and slightly desperate too. We did 3 six-day weeks at a stretch, add to that a few jokers from the FMG who think they are school teachers and I knew it was time to move on. Utkarsh’s operation is in a day or so and I’m still in the process of doing my bit for him.

Summer’s going. It’s been an Indian Summer that brings to the mind the great days we had at Anand climbing Mango trees, watching movies, sitting on the terrace and stealing pickles that are being dried. Getting infatuated by Natalie, Dimple and the others. Having those small ice packed Pepciii’s, playing cricket, hiking in national park jungles, buying canvas shoes, singing on terraces, reading Archie, Hardy Boys, Tin Tin; Listening to Grease and watching other meaningful Movies at Murli-Umesh-Mohan’s house. Discussing women, reading Linda Goodman’s love signs, eating dosas. It was a crazee time to be growing.

Woke up fresh this morning and free from the web of long hours and noth enough oxygen even though ACs were at full blast, plus the cafeteria food and you may get jaundice if you are in the mood.

Have to do stuff from cyber cafes but life goes on and we learn to live.

No Snorer from Hell

Tonight when i went to the bunk room, it was free of the super snorer earth shatterer and I had a few peaceful moments. My friend sandeep is not enjoying Canada. While he finds certain evils like drugs and molestation in the new world; he’s enjoying the weather, systems, public library, YMCA, park, fruit juices, etc.
P.S. Peanuts are extremely costly…

Snorer from hell

If you work in ICICI you may be blessed through meeting the most weird people on the planet.Everyone needs to sleep for sanity and I headed for the bunker room (no pun intended). There’s nothing wrong with that. Some people like to throw ash in a spider’s web for pleasure like nad_119, while others spend time on the commode, some stick to the telephone as the queue hots up like monica, some smoke and smoke like sweets, some spend time on the net – I’m guilty there, while some watch movies, as others write poetry for their trainers, some borrow money in the name of christ, and yet others snore.
It was early morning and boy, did I need the thousand winks, while this huge snorer from hell attacked the bed on the otherside and snored like no man had snored before. Hell broke loose and life became an excuse for death.
Now i need my sleep. god knows how many girl friends I have broken up with because of their obsession to talk about life at 2.00 in the morning.

Navratri: last year

Navratri is a cultural (if civilised) carnival. There are prayers and dance where Indians enjoy a nine night fiesta of a 2000 year old festivities. The goverment has tightened the reins and dancing and music may not continue after 10 or one holinights beyond 12. It was nice as I await my passport that has gone for an RRV.
I may need to talk to authorities at ACE about inconsistencies in the organisation. I will just keep going higher up until I get to the bottom of a bad mark that has cost me my diploma.
After a touch of cool, the nights have become hot and humid. The firecracker season will be here soon. It’s called Diwali. But I may be back in Auckland before that.

Diwali: The year that it was

Diwali was rocking not in the musical sense but the decibals broke all decimals of human behaviour. The lights and the lamps were cultural and really pleasant. The sweets – diabolical (I hate sweets). The fights in the building continue their present form. The Indian cricket team their present form of losing to every team on earth. Id is here too and the markets are full of kababs and sweets. Festivities are in the air and the worst part is crackers besides making you deaf, and (a girl in my building almost blind) are also consuming oxygen making life impossible.

Shirdi

On a religious whim and on insistence of friends, we set out for Shirdi which is in the rural section of the state. Last minute decision gives an edge to impulse, which is necessity for life at large. The bus ride to Shirdi was nice and became little freezing towards the end thanks to a broken window in the early hours of dawn. The prayers went well with the spicy food of rural Maharashtra and Sai Baba is a patent saint of all religions in the country.
On the way back the journey got broken down into ST bus rides,Sumo jeeps, Raiways and more St bus rides. While we snacked at railway stations, buses, restaurants and small roadside dhabas.
We also visited Sani Signapur and went through the necessary ordeal under the sun.

What makes Pune very special to me!!!

Pune is 200 odd kilometers from Bombay and on a fancy I took the bus to see the climes (as Umesh calls them) of Pune. And thus began a quiet adventure. The bus moved on the crazy motorway that has shortened the distance between Bombay and Pune. There was some sadish, humorous, pathetic, solemn movie happening in the bus which looked like a plane and jerked (no pun here) like a plane.
I kept calling my mom (mommas boy that I’m) and keeping a track of the blood-thirsty competitive cricket match happening in my building back in Bombay. Stopped for a quick wada pav. Now wada pav is spicy fried potato packed in a cutlet and bread. Looks like a burger but I like it hot and was liberal with garlic and chillies chutney.
I reached Pune in over 3 hours enjoying every fern and golmohar tree on the way. The outskirts of Pune bear a crazee resemblence to Bombay Hills in Auckland with misty cool weather and the big Mc Donalds link.
I found my friend guzzling beer (not my scene) ready to meet creatures of the night (Never My Scene). I walked around town near temples and old forts and threewheelers snacking on meat and stuff. Finally, I left Rio to fetch his true love in the seedy corner of Budhwar Peth and left to meet Sameer. Grabbed some tea and watched TV, small talked with the very pleasant, hospitable famile and biked into a junglee corner of cantonment area where we spoke at breadth about life, women and mariages. Saw the whole city through a bike. The temperature was a pleasant 22 degrees. We came home late-ish and slept through Sameer’s loud snores.
This morning was nice and the family was as nice. The greenery is everywhere and so are students. This is a student city. Rio has finished his long chat and will meet me at this cafe. I plan to see Spiderman 2 and the city on foot. Did I tell you the best way to see a city is on foot. Till then…
www.wildblueskies.com has a new look. Please look!!!

On return to NZ: Letter to a friend..

Hey that was half enthusiastic all right. Yes I’m coming home to people who love me. To movies and popcorn. To green hills and waters that are cold. To Mission Bay and Mt. Albert, to Roskill and Eden and Waterview where Napolean lost his heart to Emma Turner. To ACE and a paper that’s half compromised. To Maori women and Chinese who are native English speakers. To Falafel and Margerrita. To Justin Joe and Daniel and May and the other Justin from the wild west. I’m coming $ 7 Indian curries and corn chips with tomato dips. To Fiji Indians and the real thing. To North shore and a rugby game and a university called Massey. To the library where I first met Emma and to the museaum where I saw Independance day or was it ANZAC. To that splendoured dream…somewhere at the edge of oz. To a small church that prayed for my Mom.

Music in the night

Nadeem our in house DJ has started playing some music. The atmostphere is cool with the AC at full blast and people are discussing share prices. Women from the other batch are coming to distract us. Do miss preprocess training where the wild gang was at its zenith of kidagiri.

Vocabulary

There has been a rather sharp learning curve in my vocabulary ever since I joined ICICI One Source. Godfrey has taught me ‘Killer-Most’ that roughly translates to good, very good. Bad if you are a Michael Jackson fan; Fuckin A if you are a Bonny Jetli friend, All good if Sam is around.
This morning it almost rained. Rain being a teaser that is. I got my forty winks when Pirates of the Careabean (how’d u spell dat?) was playing last night. Some cricket in the evenings and G does peek through her window to keep things interesting.