Monthly Archives: September 2005

Oh Boy has Michael Learbed to Rock or What? One thing I must say in favour of MLTR is that its a clean band. No scandals. No drugs. No nonsense. And a genuine desire to ne nice and pleasant that was clear as daylight on a fading twilight.
The sky was clear and the evening was about to melt into the night. Yesterday was a hectic, hectic, hectic day. Crazy to the core. I was trying to finish the manuals. had to catch lunch with a friend. The music was exotic at Pope Tate’s How deep is your love, Rasputin and other mind blowing numbers I can’t seem to remember. MLTR started late but played my favourite songs like someday, I wont forget, I am not an actor et al.

Caught dinner at China Garden. The fish was fascinating and so was my Virgin Pinacolada.The manuals are in process.

Life Goes On and We Learn to Live!

Its early hours yet. Have to meet Sweety of the ICICI OneSource fame. Must go to the Michael Learns to Rock concert. Must finish an installation guide and an API manual. Must Start for heaven’s sake. The tea has a good flavor at Zycus. Have just designed a [age for the download section. Here.
It was slightly cold and there were riots last night on the railway station. All these has become a part of Bombay life. Its worse than New York. May be, its better.
The dogs were barking in the Dolby surround mode. But the night air was still fresh and it gave Goregaon :The Water Buffalo Capital of the World” an unearthly look. A rustic, village morning look. Reminds me of the pictures we clicked at Vasai fort.

CaptureText allows you to capture text from a picture. You can try it for free. http://www.sharewareorder.com/Capture-Text-download-36945.htm
You search a site in Google by specifying “AutoClass Site: Zycus.com” will only check Zycus.com for AutoClass.
Snag it is a great software that allows you to capture text or graphics.

The following is more inspiration to make my website essentially B & W.
Excerpt from National Geographic.
“As photography rose in importance, so did the need to pack a camera to record the trip, as O.D. von Engeln advised on the Society’s 1909 expedition to Alaska. ‘Develop in the field,’ he urged fellow explorers, ‘and as soon as possible after
exposure.’ ”

—From the special issue “National Geographic’s Best of America,” September 2002


The Crab with the Golden Claws was a master piece set in the Middle East as TinTin exposes the racket of Opium smugglers. The drunken Captain Haddok is seen for the first time in this book as he wails, abuses and does his drink thing. The drawings as usual are suave.


First of all as kids we lusted for cartoons and comic books. Now TinTin was a huge book full of exotic pictures from all over the world. The size of the drawings and text was ample. My first book was The Shooting Star. It took me forever to read. Forever.
Reading TinTins happened in three installments. First round was just admiring the pictures. Second time we would read but not follow. Third time we followed somethings.
My favourite TinTin will always reamin the Arabic mysteries namely, The Land of Black Gold, The Crab with the Golden Claws and the Red Sea Sharks, the first book I owned. Also, Black Island was the first book I saw, when our School Principal, Father Samuel
was reading it on Don Bosco grounds.


Only the strong Survive. The weak are already DEAD
The quick user guide is close to my heart. I have written it but because I have been in the organisation for a mere 28 working days, the finer things about the program have not struck me yet. Talking of honor, there was a prg on National Geographic on honour killings in a certain part of the world which was knee-jelloing.
Anyway what I am talking about is plain dignity that evolves out of I Will printed in Garamond 72 Bold on my dashboard. Thus I slept at 2.30 and got up 4.30 to reach office and work on an idea. If some problem hits my self respect I react with violent enthusiasm. That’s what fast bowlers do.
Early this morning I thought of how Neha had to choose between me and a dying mother and forgave her. I know how painful dying mothers can be. It can take away the joy of living. I know.
Last night I went to book store. Book store and libraries are where I find true love. I lose it in the kitchen or the living room at most times.
I missed NZ once again when i saw that iron couch with cotton mattress.
Also came across a new thought. What was it? I forgot.

The APIs are killing me
I somehow survived the User Manual and the Quick User Guide, the Maintenance Guide, the Online Help and the Installation Guide but the API is honestly killing me.I do not understand the code just know the basic idea behind APIs. That’s great.
A set of routines, protocols, and tools for building software applications. A good API makes it easier to develop a program by providing all the building blocks. A programmer puts the blocks together.
Also downloaded fineprint. from www.fineprint.com it helps you optimise your printing options. I got the idea from Rajesh’s printout.

Ever font is personal. A writer is only as good as the font he chooses. This design is purely fonts and a bit of MicroSoft Photo Editor.


No. I have not taken this picture. and for what its worth I’m too lazy anyways. But I’m planning a picture holiday soon. A picture holiday where I’ll take pictures. The API manual is killing me. I dont know whether I’m coming or going. That is API for you.

I somehow survived the User Manual and the Quick User Guide, the Maintenance Guide, the Online Help and the Installation Guide but the API is honestly killing me. I do not understand the code. I just know the basic idea behind API and its great but the other ‘dirty’ work is back breaking. It will be exhilirating when I finish it.

That’s why the picture. Its a dirty job but someone’s gotta do it.

Wild Blue Skies is dedicated to the living. The ones that want to live.
Humans have purposely actually purposelessly made our own lives more complex.

This site will constantanly give you ideas.
Reading PG wodehouse and Woody Allen,
Downloading Tin Tin wallpapers,
travelling,
movie reviews,
clean jokes,
cooking ideas.
Once some one asked me to get a life. I realized we are not living. In real life OI have made a lot of people happy and unhappy.
Dedicated to life peace and happiness.

Wild Blue Skies is my website that is down at the moment. This is how it looked. The drawing (I’m proud of it) was done by me using Paint. There is a small poem on top

Riding free into the wild blue skies;
With the soft memory of your shy, true eyes,
And your face in the window,
as gentle winds softly blow,
To a distant horizon where hearts don’t lie

Click on the picture for a bigger view


My all time favourite bis Wuthering heights. The tragic aggression and subtle meloacholy that blends into an English countryside like a forgotten song from neverland. This image haunts me and the character of the villainous hero is sooooooooooo me that its almost as if memories come knocking back.
The picture also looks like One Tree Hill Reserve in Auckland. Emma’s favourite place. We went to the very top but it was freezing cold for me as the wind bit me. We had her favorite Avacado Sandwich as we met the guy from Nelson: the land of sunshine. He invited us. Onetree hill where we discussed children, marriage, bird names.
But yeah! this picture does haunt me.

Wild Crayon that’s where the original Wild Blue Skies page is. Click

Favorite Fonts: Batang, garamond, palatino, arsis, georgia

There’s a window
on the right
that reflects thy
wonderous sights

your smiles
and frowns
and many
a moods
that have
been left alone

I catch thy reflection
as you catch my eye
a million lights
that are too shy

You look nice
in pink and white
in blue and green
and in that
crazeee
faded, jeans

the birds fly home
but we are stll here
caught in dilemma
to fly with the birds
or too stay near

Your hair makes
a million hearts beat
your words are a buzz
Can you kindly repeat?

There’s red on every shore
like waves that float
around our worlds evermore
And passion defies
our spirit like never before

There’s a love song
gone missing
a feeling that’s
overpowering
freedom that’s gone

There’s red on every mind
love can be colourful
when it’s not been blind
Oh the wonderful
feeling
That love is

Saturday, May 21, 2005


ACCORDING TO A REPORT

Two new studies suggest that vegetables such as broccoli and spices like red chili pepper, may provide a cancer-fighting benefit by slowing or preventing the growth of cancerous tumor cells. The findings, being presented at the annual meeting of the American Association for Cancer Research held April 16 to 20 at the Anaheim Convention Center in Anaheim, Calif., looked at the effect of these dietary agents on cancers that have extremely poor prognoses despite advances in surgery and other therapies.

Went home this morning at 1:15. Waited for the rains to abate. On the bike at 2 am on the slippery, deadly roads of Bombay. The oxygen was exhilarating. The night air cool and dry. Mom was worried. Had some rotis and karela and pickle. Pretended to sleep after trying 3 combinations for a new website. A good bad dream woke me and I had ideas about simplifying the Quick Guide. Mom’s asleep. Walked the fresh streets at 4.30. Reached the station avoiding the early morning Bombay stink. Am back at 5.15. Four hours later. Sometimes a good hour’s sleep is better than a bad night. Strange is Inspiration and here I’m after 2 lemonades and a stale wada. Good Morning. Am thinking wildwinds wildwords or wordwarrior for my new website. The old name Wild Blue Skies is still great. Any suggestions. Let’s See!!!

There are days and there are days. Today was a heavy-duty day based on my need to export help files from hell and make a friendlier version of a manual. That done, I await comments that always help. i’m tempted to start work on another section (open a new pandora’s box) but hey! that depends on my ride home. Just downloaded Google Earth. Its a crazee software showing how NASA monitors everyone on earth.
This reminds me of when i was writing for Vijay Mukhi using Wordstar 7. Nights at Tardeo Pau Bhaji stalls. This is where I applied my leave-a-few-mistakes in the final draft funda. So that the editor finds something and does not take your material for granted and it gives him/her joy and you relief that every error is covered.
I still leave errors on purpose. It helps me survive better, longer faster.

Arun loves Nikola. He has loved her 14 years. Sensational, isn’t it? Imagine. 14 years! Arun directs films. I write for him. We are best of friends. Thus, inspite of being my lazy self, I went for his marriage. What was delightful to see immediately was not Chicken Tikka but the fact that Arun and Nikola were moving around, greeting guests and dancing. The enthusiasm was contagious. The food was fine and I have never seen Arun so happy. He’s brother pointed this out to me, asking me “Have you seen him so happy?” He was right. i hadn’t. i thought marriages were a back-breaking dampners. this one was good. Met up with old friend who drink. I don’t. But gave me a chance of sharing my latest theory. Why Earth is God?
He’s at Kashmir doing research on our film which i’ll be writing from NZ.


If you need to login to yahoo from a restricted server just copy the yahoo box and place it in a html file on your desktop (mail it to you) or site from a cyber cafe. Because my site wildblueskies is off I have placed my login option here
There’s another way but i’m keeping that for me. In case the systems guys block this route.

Arsis: the Queen of fonts
If you like no font used in Suneal Mail. You are with me.
There’s no font like Arsis. I love it. Click here to download it.

In the 8th standard when Vikas (we called him weak ass) Sheth the monitor of our class screamed “Varma, can’t you keep quiet” I said: “Of course I can. i don’t want to! So much for can do attitude. I feel I was destined to be a copywriter. a one liner champion. Vikas was a nice guy but did not have patience and was afraid of being taken for a ride. He had a great heart. Hope still does.
Don Bosco was a great place to study. Except i never studied there. I sang, played cricket, imitated teachers and shocked them with good grades.


Two hours can drown Bombay. I will use the term Bombay because the other name has been a numerological disaster. Mumbai totals to an 18 compare to Bombay which is a complex seventeen. Anyways!
Yesterday it came down heavy again serving as a grim reminder when everything either floated or drowned on the 26 of 7. I was at the office in Goregaon, the water buffalo capital of the world. We were served hot food. I naturally rushed home when Mom called since there was my niece, sister-in-law and mom to take care of.
The fear was everywhere as we rushed homewards through crowded and flooded roads.
The shock came next morning as the water were filled to the mark stopping short of half a centimeter before they receded. One drop here and there would have entered my house. The well-meaning and vigilant people of our building and the next went and cleared a clogged drainage thanks to a money-hungry builder and a corrupt politician.
Well you will never hear the end of this.
Today it is bright and sunny and hot as hell as if nothing’s happened at all. I feel like the man in the picture courtesy National Geographic Picture of the day.


Rajasthan, which literally means the land of kings, has a colourful history of warriors and princes, artisans and farmers, forts and palaces, of honour and love, of betrayal and conquest. No matter how many travel books you have seen with pictures of delicate miniature paintings of elephants, tigers, rajas, maharajas, queens, hunting parties, wedding receptions, colourful women dressed in a mad array of rainbows painted in the form of the most extravagant geometrical poetry; nothing quite prepares you for Rajasthan.
In the first instant, I felt a loss of what to absorb and what to ignore. If you take in the sprawling mountains and the cool winter morning misty breeze, you might miss the villagers carrying their water from miles of barren land. If you take in the houses with their curious shapes and mountains on one side, you might miss the forts and palaces on the hillocks. You could miss the marble quarry. You could miss the poetry of the dialect or the spice of their simple food. (I hate simple food). You could miss their smiles, which have remained intact through centuries of invasion, endless years of drought, extreme climate and hard times. Let us try to get a little more specific and go one place at a time.
Let us talk about Nathdwara, which means the door to the Lord. Nathdwara is in South Rajasthan. You could get there by train, bus, or a plane to the nearest city Udaipur. I took the train journey, landed at Falna, and took a jeep to Nathdwara after banging in a few cups of Tea and Coffee with some fried stuff that dietician’s would give you a life sentence for. Early morning jeep rides are slightly chilly, especially in the northwestern part of the country. Nathdwara is famous for the temple of Srinathji, which was founded there in 1671. Srinathji is yet another form of Krishna and enjoys more than a fair following amongst the Vaishnavas. I personally am a believer. The first day at Nathdwara could pass in seven visits to the temple and seeing the various forms of the Lord. You could take a discount by taking the first prayer at 5.00 am and setting off to Udaipur, which takes an hour in the bus. Discounts are my speciality.

Udaipur is probably the only green place in Rajasthan. It has its shares of zoos, gardens and palaces. However, since I had just a few hours, I walked to the City Palace, which has a museum. The museum is full of heavy artillery, rooms for the princesses, colourful rooms, balconies that face the city, brief history of the brave Rana Pratap, who took on the mighty Akbar, old chariots, mind blowing pictures of hunting parties on tree tops on hills shooting at a dozen or so tigers/panthers in a single painting. Udaipur has always brimmed with artisans who painted for the royal family. There are seven lakes in all in the city, which makes it ‘the city of lakes’. Beautiful women have their afternoon bath in these lakes. The best way to see a city is on foot. I did exactly that, passing through shops and hawkers, drinking lemonades and keeping my curious eyes on cows and dogs, bicycles and video parlour showing ‘Octopussy’, which incidentally was made partly in Udaipur. Roger Moore is a nice guy and girls must have found him charming and all, but hey, he is no Sean Connery. Udaipur is beautiful, slightly full these days. A proper city resembles Delhi.

As the bus moved from the external walls of Aarey Milk Colony, the green foliage was breaking through what I foundly call the only green place in Mumbai. Its been a few weeks since I have walked aarey with Shaju but the time is come. aarey – it must be seething with snakes and hidden panthers. It will be interesting at the very least.


The Ganpati festival has taken off in grand style and frankly, din. The sounds have started. After the rather sad 8 days of silence, penance, non-violence, praying and fasting where all Jains give up on onions, garlic and other bulbs & roots for 8 days at least. Non veg is out of the question for jains but even veg is highly selective for an entire life. But make-shift Jains like me give up temporary stuff like I gave up Eggs and other form of animal food, which is actually prepostarous to have anyawys.

Ganpati is a highly charged, noisy and intoxicating festival, where the Elephant God is brought home for a few days and various hymns are sung in his glory. He’s a helpful god and you may ask and you will be given (faith withstanding).

Pic courtesy: Praveen Bangera

Robo help is obviously a great program that allows you to maintain your files but it creates output files within the main working folder thereby drastically increasing the size of Help files. i somehow figured that out while i was lazing around and looking at alternative image compressors like Microsoft Photoshop, PaintPro, Picasso and Imager. I got lucky as fortune favors the brave on most cricket grounds. That has been sorted. The Online help is ready and roaring to go. 70% as usual. The manuals and online help’s are always 70-80-90 percent ready but never 100%. That I reserve for the last few minutes. I did say I was an adrenaline junkie… didn’t I now?


Reminds me of my own ransacked city… Life can be tough. And Earth can be a bad taskmaster. Earth is the only place in universe that has life and we have abused it. Unfortunately we have to bear the brunt. My heart goes out to the victims of flood and flash crimes.

The blog looks sensational with the Berlin Jpeg and the wild blue skies image in the background. Reminds me of my site wildblueskies dot com. But I’m looking for a new snazzy name. Any suggestions.
It been a good weekend where hogging and sleeping was the hallmark of cool rainy day. Dreamt of Emma. Nice dream but obselete for both of us. Got a glimpse of G. No cricket and no sledging. I wonder if sania Mirza won.

Whilst in auckland i had made a rough list of things to do. Here;s what it looks like: Make yours while you are still alive.

1. Travel in a Tram in Wellington
2. Go White River rafting in Christ church
3. Do a web design course – Adobe Photoshop, Adobe PageMaker, Microsoft Publisher, Macromedia Fireworks.
4. Start an all Egg omelet store serving flavours like Mughlai, SA, Palak, Mexican, Tomato, Onion, Indian Spice

1. Get into Writers bureau
2. Do that Auckland Univ. education course
3. Wellington as we speak there is a course in English for trimester and special education
4. Massey has this amazing course in English and Media for trimester
5. Go out for coffee with Emma
6. Get the club physical job
7. Get out of Les Mills
8. Swimming must be done
9. Mom and Money
10. Get the License
11. Get NZQA recognition

And funny enough I have done a lot of those things already.

RoboHelp is what Candle IT wanted me to know for that $56000 job in Wellington. It was a crazy offer in the week I met Emma. She was a great human being. is and will always be. nice to the core and fragile and sensitive.

Justin is one of my friends in NZ. We went trekking in the wild west in Auckland. It’s called bushes. He’s a great guy and nice to have around. I just received a mail from him saying “And New Zealand needs Suneal Varma back!” That left me feeling nice and wanted. Its nice to hear words such as these.